Tag: satire

  • World Leaders Decided To Settle Global Conflicts With Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament

    World Leaders Decided To Settle Global Conflicts With Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament

    In an unprecedented move that has left diplomats scratching their heads and game theorists revising their strategy guides, world leaders have announced their decision to settle all global conflicts through a high-stakes rock-paper-scissors tournament. The United Nations released an official statement, declaring, “After centuries of wars, negotiations, and failed attempts at compromise, we’ve finally realized…

  • Stay Motivated By NOT Following These Terrible Anti-Motivation Methods

    Stay Motivated By NOT Following These Terrible Anti-Motivation Methods

    What motivates you? Step 1: Set wildly unrealistic goals that make success impossible. Aim to become a unicorn-riding astronaut chef who speaks 15 languages fluently by next week. Step 2: Surround yourself with negativity. Hang out with energy vampires and binge-watch the most depressing documentaries you can find. Step 3: Procrastinate like a pro. Wait…